Iraqi Freedom Part I

While I was undercover among the capital-C Conservatives, I learned that they find themselves in a very unique position: they’re against the war in Iraq.
Without waxing at length, the position seems to be that:

the desire of liberty is not a human trait. It is a cultural oddity of the American only.
exporting culture by force cannot [...]

In Defense of the Interstate

I spent last week with the real conservatives at ISI. They’re much, much smarter than I am.
But I heard a few very disturbing things while I was there, not the least of which was a chemical dislike of the Interstate Highway System. They berate it for its alleged homogenization of American local culture. Never mind [...]